Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Joke: What did the ghost tell his wife?

Joke: Why did they bury the battery?

Joke: Mississippi, how do you spell it?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.