Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?


Punch line: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.


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Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?


Punch line: Johnny: Tonight's homework assignment.


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Joke: Why did the clock break?


Punch line: Because it was ticked.


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Joke: How do sheep get clean?


Punch line: They take a baa-aa-aa-th.


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Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?


Punch line: He didn't want to be a roast duck.


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