Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Where does the general put his armies?

Joke: What do you call a pony with a cough?

Joke: What's the best way to brush your hare?

Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.

Joke: What garden has the most vegetables?