Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: What did yes say to no?

Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Joke: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Joke: Where do you put barking dogs?