Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?


Punch line: Because they would quack up!


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Joke: How do you get the water into watermelon?


Punch line: Plant it in the spring.


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Joke: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?


Punch line: His mom told him to "live in the present".


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Joke: What did one casket say to the other casket?


Punch line: That you coffin?


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Joke: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?


Punch line: A "pouch" potato.


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