Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Come in!
You ruined the joke!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's There?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee Who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't pull your pants up!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!


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