Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
I'm egg-cited to be here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!