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Joke: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Punch line: Lost!
Joke: What did the frog order at the diner?
Punch line: French flies and a Diet Croak.
Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?
Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!
Joke: How do they serve smart hamburgers?
Punch line: On honor rolls.
Joke: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Punch line: Because he was sitting on the deck!
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