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Joke: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Punch line: She couldn't control her pupils!
Joke: Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Punch line: Because her Daddy was a Mummy!
Joke: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Punch line: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Joke: Why are pirates called pirates?
Punch line: Because they arrrrr.
Joke: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Punch line: You're looking sharp!
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