Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)

Joke: Why did the bike fall down?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.

Joke: Once upon a time, there were two boys named "trouble" and "none of your business". one day, they were playing hide and seek. trouble hid and none of your business seeked. a policeman came by and asked "what is your name?" to none of you business. he answered "none of your business". the police got angry and said "are you looking for trouble!?" none of your buisiness replied "Yes I sure am!"