Jokes For Kids

Joke: Did you just pick your nose?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!

Joke: Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see!