Jokes For Kids

Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?

Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?

Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."

The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"

Joke: Where does a sheep get its hair cut?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!