Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!

Joke: What would you do without your memories?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.