Jokes For Kids

Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?

Joke: What is black and white and green and black and white?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome?

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?