Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why are the schools in Death Valley the lowest in the nation?

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!

Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?

Joke: What happened when one rubber band told another rubber band a joke that wasn't funny?