Jokes For Kids

Joke: How big is the average fence?

Joke: Why are elephants trunks so big?

Joke: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

Joke: Two men go on a fishing trip. They rent everything they need for the trip including the cabin.

The first day they go fishing they don't catch anything. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home one of them turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Joke: How do you make tissues dance?