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Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"


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Joke: What did one eye say to the other?


Punch line: Between me and you something smells...


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Joke: What do an elephant and a car have in common?


Punch line: A trunk.


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Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."


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Joke: Why is the freezer the best place to keep your money?


Punch line: It's always good to have cold hard cash.


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