Jokes For Kids

Joke: What's green and sings?

Joke: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Immediately God explains to him the basics of Heaven, "In Heaven a penny is worth a million dollars and a minute lasts a million years."

The guy says, "Sweet, can I have a penny?"

God replies, "In a minute!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!

Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow.
The polite inter...
Excuse me! I'm sorry to interrupt, but moo!