Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why don't people eat clocks?

Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?