Jokes For Kids

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Joke: How do you get a free light bulb?


Punch line: Catch a lightening bug.


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Joke: A truck driver is delivering some penguins to the zoo. But his truck breaks down in a dessert near the zoo. Luckily, a pickup truck soon comes by. The driver flags him down and hands him $300 saying, "Take these penguins to the zoo."

A few hours later he sees the same guy heading the opposite way with the penguins still in the back. He yells at the man, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"

The guy replies, "I did, but we had money left over so we're going to the movies."


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Joke: What is a "sound" sleeper?


Punch line: Someone who snores.


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Joke: What age were pigs discovered in?


Punch line: In the Saus age!


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Joke: What do you call a nun sleep walking?


Punch line: A roamin' Catholic.


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