Jokes For Kids

Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!

Joke: Why did the clock break?

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.

Joke: Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?