Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why do dermatologists always take their time?

Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!

Joke: If your dog kisses you what do you call it?

Joke: A duck walks into a store and buys a can of soda. The clerk asks him, "Would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill!"