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Joke: Little Johnny: My math teacher is crazy!
Mother: Why?
Little Johnny: Yesterday she told me that 6 is 3 + 3, now she tells us it is 2 + 4!


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Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"


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Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?


Punch line: The pilot was terrible!


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Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?


Punch line: Breathe fool! Breathe!


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Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?


Punch line: If they had four doors they would be a chicken sedan.


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