Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?


Punch line: His mom told him to "live in the present".


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Joke: What are all of Jaws clothes made out of?


Punch line: Denim... Denim... Denim denim denim.


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Joke: Which candy can't get anywhere on time?


Punch line: Choco-late!


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Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?


Punch line: It leaves tracks.


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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?


Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!


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