Jokes For Kids

Joke: How do you get the water into watermelon?

Joke: Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with the letter, "I".
Student: Okay! I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Don't say 'is' after "I". Always put 'am' after "I".
Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!

Joke: What did the judge say to the racket?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!