Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!

Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?

Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?

Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?