Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?


Punch line: Resisting a rest!


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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


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Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H2O.

Johnny: That's what I said.


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Joke: Where did the horse live?


Punch line: The nay-borhood.


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Joke: The past, present and future walked into a bar... It was tense!


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