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Joke: Son: Mom I have great news.
Mom: You got a 100 on your math test?
Son: I said I have good news, not a miracle.


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Joke: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Immediately God explains to him the basics of Heaven, "In Heaven a penny is worth a million dollars and a minute lasts a million years."

The guy says, "Sweet, can I have a penny?"

God replies, "In a minute!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?!
Oh I'm just a tree branch, don't mind me.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.


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Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?


Punch line: On the fly.


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