Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit! Did you change the locks?

Joke: How do you get the water into watermelon?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!

Joke: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courthouse?