Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why is the freezer the best place to keep your money?

Joke: What do an elephant and a car have in common?

Joke: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow, and they make honey.

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.