Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here

Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?

Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?

Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?