Jokes For Kids

Joke: Mississippi, how do you spell it?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!

Joke: Student: Would you ever punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Okay good, because my homework isn't done yet.