Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...

Joke: What do you call a pile of kittens?

Joke: Where do fish sleep?

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: Where does mistletoe go to become famous?