Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.

Joke: What's E.T. short for?

Joke: A woman is at a gas station when she noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it.

The woman noticed that "UFO" was printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked "Doesn't UFO stand for unidentified flying object?" The alien answered "No, it stands for unleaded fuel only!"

Joke: What do you call a spaceship with a broken air-conditioning unit?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!