Jokes For Kids

Joke: What has four wheels and flies?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.

Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!