Jokes For Kids

Joke: A man went to his local observatory because his telescope was broken.

They said they'd look into it.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?

Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."

Joke: What do you call Batman and Robbin after they got steamrolled?

Joke: What are two reasons people wear diapers?