Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!

Joke: What do cars like on their toast?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal honor to meet you!
Cereal = It's a real

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe who?
G.I. Joen't know! (Gee, I Don't know)