Jokes For Kids

Joke: What store do dogs refuse to go to?

Joke: Where do people go after a peek-a-boo patients accident?

Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?

Joke: Knock knock!
Come in!
You ruined the joke!