Jokes For Kids

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Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?


Punch line: Leave the pizza in the oven.


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Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?


Punch line: It was his first milestone.


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Joke: Where are average things manufactured?


Punch line: Satisfactory.


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Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?


Punch line: It's really easy, concrete doesn't crack easily.


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Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.


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