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Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."
The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Never mind, I don't want to get sick.
86 ratings
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Joke: A man is getting into a nice warm bath to relax. Once he is situated he hears the doorbell ring. He is mad but he gets up and dries off. As he is walking to the door he falls to the ground hurting his back. When he finally gets to the door the person at the door says "Oh, sorry. I think I'm at the wrong house."
The man is angry so he yells "Are you serious?"
The person at the door replies "Chill out man, you need to take a hot bath or something."
9 ratings
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Joke: What do you call a pile of kittens?
12 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
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