Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you get when a pirate drops a anchor on his foot

Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?

Joke: What do you call a cow knight?

Joke: A teacher walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have just have a soda?"

The barkeep replies, "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."