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Joke: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Punch line: Is that you Mummy?
Joke: What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
Punch line: A flying car-pet!
Joke: Why don't monsters eat clowns?
Punch line: Because they taste funny.
Joke: What did the light bulb say to its mother?
Punch line: I wuv you watts and watts.
Joke: What do elves do after school?
Punch line: Gnomework.
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