Jokes For Kids

Joke: Student: Would you ever punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Okay good, because my homework isn't done yet.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.

Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."

The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!

Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"

The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."

The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"

The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."

The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"

The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"