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Joke: What do you call a nun sleep walking?
22 ratings
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Joke: John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car breaks down. It's a three hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full. For the first hour John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Tyler will tell a scary story.
After two hours of walking it is Tyler's turn and he says "Okay guys... I forgot the money."
44 ratings
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Joke: A little elderly lady goes to the doctor because she has been having a problem. She tells him "Doctor, lately I have been farting almost constantly. They don't bother me much because they don't smell or make noise, but it is still annoying. I've farted a hundred times since I got here, I bet you didn't know."
The doctor sends her home with some pills and she returns a week later. Angrily she tells him "Doctor! These pills you gave me have made my gas smell terrible. I don't want to take them anymore!"
The doctor smiles and replies "Great. Now that we have cleared your sinuses we can take care of that hearing problem."
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Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?
61 ratings
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Joke: Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very thirsty. They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top: "Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage."
The three men are very excited. The first man slides down and yells "Milk!" He then falls into a pool of water.
The next man goes down and yells "Lemonade!" He falls into a pool full of it.
The final man goes down and overwhelmed with excitement he yells "Weeee!"
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