Jokes For Kids

Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.

I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courthouse?

Joke: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!