Jokes For Kids

Joke: Little Johnny: My math teacher is crazy!
Mother: Why?
Little Johnny: Yesterday she told me that 6 is 3 + 3, now she tells us it is 2 + 4!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!