Jokes For Kids

Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?

Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!

Joke: Why can't pirates say their ABC's?