Jokes For Kids

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!

Joke: Why did the bike fall down?

Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?

Joke: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.