Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who
Olive you!

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.

Joke: What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?