Jokes For Kids

Joke: Teacher: Wheres your Homework? Timmy: I ate it Teacher: Why? Timmy: Because my Dog said so!

Joke: What kind of music does your dad listen to?

Joke: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

Joke: Once upon a time, there were two boys named "trouble" and "none of your business". one day, they were playing hide and seek. trouble hid and none of your business seeked. a policeman came by and asked "what is your name?" to none of you business. he answered "none of your business". the police got angry and said "are you looking for trouble!?" none of your buisiness replied "Yes I sure am!"

Joke: Simba was walking to slow so I asked him to